New Year Eulogy

Good Morning,
Hello Everyone, It is with our deepest heartfelt sympathy that I must inform you about the death of our beloved friend and well known Mr. 2017.

He is survived by 12 wives, 52 children and 365 grandchildren. *funeral will take place on Saturday 31st December at 23:59 hrs*, for more information contact “PASTOR January” on phone number 01 01 2018.

However, his family members asked me to inform you that he accidentally died with, *ALL- your problems, sickness, disappointments, frustrations, untimely death, shame, disgrace, barrenness, discouragement, failure, and rejection.* in Jesus Christ. Amen!!!

Yet, his successor – Mr. 2018 asked me to inform you that he’s going to compensate you with:  *Long life, good health, abundant blessings, peace, joy, righteousness, promotion, uplifting, breakthrough, in Jesus Christ’s name.* Amen!!!

Psalm 57:5-7: In the remaining days of this year, and years after, for your sake, and that of every member of your household, the name of the Lord God Almighty shall be highly exalted above the heavens, and His glory above all the earth; and may He cause you to sing songs of VICTORY praise, and thanksgiving in Jesus’ name. Amen!!!

Have a blessed weekend, complements of the Seasons with songs of Victory of Hallelujah in Christ Jesus. Amen!!!

Published by Fellowship of Praise: ALL praise to God our Reason, Hallelujah!!!

To God be The glory. Let us praise God together for His ALL in our lives, Amen.

One thought on “New Year Eulogy

  1. Brilliantly written and such a clever play on words to help us remember to leave the past in the past and with great joy and anticipation we must prepare our hearts and minds through prayer and praise to Our Father in Heaven for what He will Do in the coming New Year. Jeremiah 29:11

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